How many seconds of shaft and balls does it take to turn an R-rated feature-length film into pornography? I’ve gazed and pondered that question long enough for today.
Fun fact: the SCOTUS also has to periodically decide what qualifies as pornography, so picture all nine of them intently studying scenes of debauchery together and debating their artistic merits. 🤣
I was searching around the internet… no, I wa- I was searching around the-- mom, mom, i was searching around the internet and all of a sudden i was downloading this thing and i got a computer virus. I- I randomly del- I already- I DELETED THE VIRUS! Oh my god mom! I had a computer virus and i got scared that I had the virus … and when i was getting out of my chair my pants were slipping and i was pulling them up and getting back on the chair! I got scared and- and my pants slipped down a little and i was pulling them up! … MOM! I’m telling the truth! I AM SERIOUS! I’M SERIOUS!
“A virus? Nice try, sweetie. I know you only run Linux on your hardware!”
Nah, just kidding, my mom has no clue what an operating system is.
