How many seconds of shaft and balls does it take to turn an R-rated feature-length film into pornography? I’ve gazed and pondered that question long enough for today.
Fun fact: the SCOTUS also has to periodically decide what qualifies as pornography, so picture all nine of them intently studying scenes of debauchery together and debating their artistic merits. 🤣
“A virus? Nice try, sweetie. I know you only run Linux on your hardware!”
Nah, just kidding, my mom has no clue what an operating system is.