Finally, the unholy meat obelisk
The fact that this exist, implies that god either is just too scared of us to deal with us, or is utterly incapable of affecting us in any way
The best part is she probably could have made a lower sodium variety if enough people were interested.
Alas…
This gives the phrase “having a bun in the oven” a whole new meaning
I would do anything for love, but I won’t eat that.
I’ve seen a picture of a birth defect that looked a bit like that. Disturbing.
Isn’t every baby a meat baby?
Not every meat baby is a ground meat baby though.
Depends on how hungry you are.
Not yet anyhow
But with this easy trick we can change that. BILLY MAYS HERE! Presenting the all new baby chipper.
Depends on whether they’re sitting on the floor, doesn’t it?
Perfect for christmas
It’s giving OMGWTFBBQ.
Must have done it twice, cuz those are completely different meat babies. Even accounting for the meat shrinking and changing a bit as it cooked, the result shot is not the actual result of the before shot. Not that it really matters… just noticed it and wanted to share, lol.
It looked much worse before it was cooked.
All babies do
PETA will love this
Everybody knows you want to rotisserie a baby. Lock in those juices
Make it a meatloaf and add a layer of ketchup next time, it’ll look far worse.
Better yet, use some thin sliced ham wrapped around cheese and whatever red sauce (bbq, ketchup, marinara, whatever) to create a gooey cavity in the middle…
Consume me, children. Let me be a part of you.
It was a long time ago, but I have a vague memory of my mother making something distressingly close to this. I want to say she used one of those Easter lamb cake molds or something similar. She was a good cook and didn’t lack artistic ability - but had no sense of “this looks like an abomination.” Or “maybe I should slice this before trying to serve it.”
