“unfortunately despite my best efforts to cultivate more focus and enthusiasm I’m having a very difficult time maintaining my normal effective levels of productivity. The fact that I am noticing a similar effect in my peers across many fields suggests I’m not not the only one experiencing seasonal affected depression right now. I’m confident things will pick up as the new year progresses”
Then just make a bunch of fart noises as they respond
I’m promoting you to Chief Special Executive over Strategic Communications for your work here today
I’ll get myself in a position to get familiarized with the role as soon as my schedule opens up regarding an important project just in the final stages
Can I get an ETA on those deliverables? The Strategic isn’t going to communicate itself
The Strategic isn’t going to communicate itself
Interesting. I had a walk and talk with [inaudible] from IT and they said it was going to… I’ll have to circle back
Tell them you are still in the mourning for that insurance ceo
and 
say you should just go get a job to combat depression and alienation. Maybe you should get a second job and see if that perks you up?Amber.
every night I refresh my feed
every night I’m disappointed
every night I remind myself
I’m stealing these pods
and their work
so
shut
the
fuck
upedit: not directed at anyone else btw this is literally the self crit I do before I put on an old episode and pass out. lol
Your Kickstarter Sucks isn’t slacking any more than usual.
They’re out here warning us about Kickstarters that wanna suck your pets’ being into a soul cube. Don’t see Chapo warning us of this new frontier for evil.
New slop just dropped fellow hog
https://soundgasm.net/u/ClassWarAndPuppies/897-Urquellization-20250106-1
