“unfortunately despite my best efforts to cultivate more focus and enthusiasm I’m having a very difficult time maintaining my normal effective levels of productivity. The fact that I am noticing a similar effect in my peers across many fields suggests I’m not not the only one experiencing seasonal affected depression right now. I’m confident things will pick up as the new year progresses”
Then just make a bunch of fart noises as they respond
I’ll get myself in a position to get familiarized with the role as soon as my schedule opens up regarding an important project just in the final stages
“unfortunately despite my best efforts to cultivate more focus and enthusiasm I’m having a very difficult time maintaining my normal effective levels of productivity. The fact that I am noticing a similar effect in my peers across many fields suggests I’m not not the only one experiencing seasonal affected depression right now. I’m confident things will pick up as the new year progresses”
Then just make a bunch of fart noises as they respond
I’m promoting you to Chief Special Executive over Strategic Communications for your work here today
I’ll get myself in a position to get familiarized with the role as soon as my schedule opens up regarding an important project just in the final stages
Can I get an ETA on those deliverables? The Strategic isn’t going to communicate itself
Interesting. I had a walk and talk with [inaudible] from IT and they said it was going to… I’ll have to circle back