Look if i can’t afford a black coffee on the way to work anymore I’m going to have to try cocaine or something
That oatmeal and black coffee is really straining my budget
: “Oh don’t be a baby, nothing will toughen us up quite like a famine! Hard times create strong men, after all!”That oatmeal and black coffee is really straining my budget
What do you expect, Fancy Pants?
well, it’s not like they can say, “sitting in a drive through line in your car to get a $12 caffeinated milkshake at Starbucks 4+ days a week isn’t the move” because SB sponsored the editorial staff’s “ethics in journalism” confab in Bali, so it’s more of an article implying how it’s the charitable move for food companies to water down OJ or formulate a new kind of coffee-less instant so the poors can afford it in 2028 after 95% of the groves collapse and become trailer parks, landfills or 5 over 1s.
[Food companies will] formulate a new kind of coffee-less instant.
5 over 1s
I had to look this one up. I see these apartments everywhere. Now I know the name of the beast.
They’re like the evil capitalist bizzaro version of commieblocks
Thank you porky for saving me from my own decadence! God, I’d be so spoiled if I could…check notes…have food! Glad someone’s out here to toughen me up!
But doctor….
They have to skip that too.
