Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agoWhat is a human behaviour you've never understood?message-squaremessage-square310fedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down15
arrow-up1164arrow-down1message-squareWhat is a human behaviour you've never understood?Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square310fedilink
minus-squareAnissemlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down2·7 days agoHandshaking. We’ve both touched our crotch recently, let’s not
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·7 days agoI support this. Let’s just fuck instead.
minus-squareDocMcStuffin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 days agoI was hoping that would go away when covid stuck around. People still want to shake hands! shakes head
minus-squarenocturne@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 days agoI put out my fist when someone tries to shake my hand.
minus-squarefuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 days agoI hope you’ve washed your hand since the last time you’ve touched down there.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 days agoBut what if I want to touch your crotch?
Handshaking. We’ve both touched our crotch recently, let’s not
I support this. Let’s just fuck instead.
I was hoping that would go away when covid stuck around. People still want to shake hands!
shakes head
I put out my fist when someone tries to shake my hand.
They shake your fist anyway
I hope you’ve washed your hand since the last time you’ve touched down there.
nahhh I just lick my hands clean
Depends on the bathroom
But what if I want to touch your crotch?