• thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Its going to be really funny when trumps takes over and musk and vivek keep calling the white chuds losers from their goverment doge jobs.

    It may actually make an assasination attempt vs musk happen

    edit: Incredible things are happening in the Chud civil war

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        His car will blow up and they’ll spend months looking for the bomber but it turns out the car just did that

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          Does he actually drive a Tesla? Would be really funny if he can’t because Tesla’s executive life insurance policy doesn’t allow him to or anything.

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              He kinda doesn’t, all his money is loans backed by the value of stocks he owns. Idk the details of how financing works are that scale, but potentially a lot of Tesla’s day-to-day financing probably operates on low interest loans backed by the value of its own stocks, which could create a bad feedback loop if it drops by a certain percent. I imagine there’s gotta be an insurance system for execs of high cap companies so the company doesn’t vanish overnight due to insane fiscal setups like that.

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      glasses-off If far more credible, verified subscriber accounts (not bots) mute/block your account compared to those who like your posts

      glasses-on I have created an echo chamber for anyone dumb enough to give me money

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      unregretted user-seconds

      That’s one way of saying you’re designing the hellsite algorithm to waste as much of users’ time as possible.

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      Musk would require The Jackal, or someone very talented, patient and cunning.

      His security team now operates like a mini-Secret Service, and he is guarded more like a head of state than a business executive, security experts said. Mr. Musk, who was once flanked by two bodyguards, travels with as many as 20 security professionals who show up to research escape routes or to clear a room before he enters. They often carry guns and have a medical professional in tow for Mr. Musk, who has been code-named “Voyager” by his security team.

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      Chud civil war

      It should have a nickname. “Chuddar” gets my vote.

      It may actually make an assasination attempt vs musk happen.

      I wonder if Musk’s kids start appearing with him 100% of the time in public.