• tetris11
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    2 days ago

    Yeah, this year I just chained myself to a radiator and shot up on heroin and crack. Perfectly safe, though apparently my outstretched hand would occasionally scratch or caress furniture. I just can’t deal with people, so this is how I cope. That, and encouraging my nieces and nephews to fight each over over my political beliefs…

    …Lemmy do you hear yourself sometimes?

    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I hear you.

      Do some fucking drugs and encourage your younger family to be better than the shitty uncle.

      I’d love to hear how you shoot up crack though that’s like a next level speedball. Maybe you could even get the baking soda out and purify it. We could call it something different though.

      I always just smoked the stuff.