Cancelled for making a perfect joke!

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    That’s just a good joke. I had a co-worker who I’m still pals with online, he moved to Belgium, who is from Israel (born there and left ASAP, he’s a Comrade and cool dude) and damn did he have some solid Jewish jokes like the IOF pink washing going awry when someone accidentally types ‘goy’ instead of ‘gay’, saying he’ll bring up.whatever random work grievance at the next cabal meeting and that while dangerous to be in as a human it’s one of the safer places to be a pig.

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        Dude is literally the mid 2000s Dos Equis commercial most interesting man. He road a horse across Mongolia. He moved to Japan, became a Buddhist monk and when literally meditating under a waterfall decided this was no way to live and quit. He’s not even Buddhist now. Also he is a soup GOD. I have his recipes, but I can’t quite do em like he did. He did a potato paprika and chickpea soup once that literally cured me when I was sick. It was like Link’s grandma’s soup from wind waker, fully restored my hearts and doubled my damage. We also would look up teen magazine celebrity facts about philosophers and it turned out Sartre loved these god awful euro only almond candies and we dunked on sartre for being a nerd and his shitty taste in treats, Camus would just drink sea water.