Obligatory shoutout to Puig Destroyer

I saw it because yim yum Sam Raimi slop

why does every movie have to be 2½ hours

Same reason Hollywood produced epics in the past: It’s hot and the people can’t afford AC

From what I can gather, Conan (and by extension, the whole Hyborian age) is commentary on the dichotomy between civilization and barbarism. Conan of Cimmeria is called a barbarian for all the reasons folks throughout history referred to others as barbarians (e.g. he believes that peope aren’t property, that people of different faiths should interact, e.t.c.)

Also, judging by the kinds of things Conan does, he’d be a rogue in D&D terms

Taught my coworkers how to play Nine Holes, because I must do my part to free the peoples of the world from the stranglehold of tic tac toe

Too bad El Topo is a Soydio

I keep reading the title as “We’ve Hit Peak Daniel” and my brainrot tells me to comment “Damn, Daniel”

This is hilarious to me, especially since Conan, the archetypal Barbarian, doesn’t behave like that at all.

I mean there’s a reason ‘kiss’ and ‘kill’ are only 1 letter apart

Be ready to consult the dictionary at any moment

Username…

Yes.

Yes, it’s a type of cognitive dissonance.

Welcome to the human condition.

There, there.

Yeah, L_S had brain worms but they were entertaining brain worms

Feel like shit just want 'em back

BUT AT WHAT COST?!?

Salad does not grow on its own. Somebody’s gotta make it.

I know a guy who will probably request that I vouch for him when the revolution comes. I don’t want to be part of the squad that does the job, but I’ll take a great deal of joy in saying “I’ve never met this man in my life.”

Ummm I think you mean “Earth Juice”

On one hand, this is “Baby’s First Sophisticated Music Choice”

On the other hAND ONE DAY WE WILL DIE AND OUR ASHES WILL FLY FROM THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA 🎵🎶🎺

No that’s not a good idea