When we do a communism and the oppressors get the wall I call dibs on the guy that decided chips and crackers go on opposite ends of the grocery store.

dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

When we do a communism and the oppressors get the wall I call dibs on the guy that decided chips and crackers go on opposite ends of the grocery store.

HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

I know a guy who will probably request that I vouch for him when the revolution comes. I don’t want to be part of the squad that does the job, but I’ll take a great deal of joy in saying “I’ve never met this man in my life.”

FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net · 5 months ago

We should form a committee to determine ironic punishments for the bourgeoisie

Personally, I really want to drop F-150’s on top of auto execs