nocturne@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 days agoGWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Daythehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1314arrow-down13 cross-posted to: fakenews@hexbear.net
arrow-up1311arrow-down1external-linkGWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Daythehardtimes.netnocturne@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square22fedilink cross-posted to: fakenews@hexbear.net
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 days agoFAKE cum??? Uhhhhhhh…yeah, sure. Fake.
minus-squareAltima NEO@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-26 days agoYou have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoIt’s only cum if it’s from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling semen.
minus-squarezod000linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoIt’s been fake since Oderus died. Blothar is fine, but he just doesn’t have the supply at his age to fill all those drums for each show.
minus-squarenocturne@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-26 days agoBlöthar produces 4 times as much, he has four cum udders vs one cuttlefish.
minus-squarezod000linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agolmao, ok you clearly have more detailed Blothar biology information that I do, so I’ll assume you’re correct.
FAKE cum??? Uhhhhhhh…yeah, sure. Fake.
You have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.
It’s only cum if it’s from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling semen.
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It’s been fake since Oderus died. Blothar is fine, but he just doesn’t have the supply at his age to fill all those drums for each show.
Blöthar produces 4 times as much, he has four cum udders vs one cuttlefish.
lmao, ok you clearly have more detailed Blothar biology information that I do, so I’ll assume you’re correct.