nocturne@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 days agoGWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Daythehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1314arrow-down13 cross-posted to: fakenews@hexbear.net
arrow-up1311arrow-down1external-linkGWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Daythehardtimes.netnocturne@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square22fedilink cross-posted to: fakenews@hexbear.net
minus-squareAltima NEO@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 days agoYou have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoIt’s only cum if it’s from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling semen.
You have any idea how expensive the real stuff is? The amount of anime figurines required alone makes it unobtainium.
It’s only cum if it’s from the seminal vesicles in France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling semen.
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