cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 days agoBit idea: Person who thinks that wiping with water and toilet paper is not sufficient, insists one is not truly clean until they've wiped the area down with rubbing alcoholmessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down10
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareBit idea: Person who thinks that wiping with water and toilet paper is not sufficient, insists one is not truly clean until they've wiped the area down with rubbing alcoholcosecantphi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squaregodlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 days agoi laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god’s bidet.
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoTactically placed spoon on the toilet bowl so it pisses back at your butt
minus-squarebuh [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agothis is what the seashells are for
i laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god’s bidet.
Tactically placed spoon on the toilet bowl so it pisses back at your butt
this is what the seashells are for
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