InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoKen Klippenstein: "New Crisis Hotline for CEOs? NY state mulls threat hotline just for CEOs after murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO."www.kenklippenstein.comexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: usa@midwest.socialnews@hexbear.netus_news@lemmygrad.mlusa
arrow-up1111arrow-down1external-linkKen Klippenstein: "New Crisis Hotline for CEOs? NY state mulls threat hotline just for CEOs after murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO."www.kenklippenstein.comInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: usa@midwest.socialnews@hexbear.netus_news@lemmygrad.mlusa
minus-squareBoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·2 days agoImagining a lower-tier executive feeling threatened and calling this hotline only to be told they don’t qualify for its services.
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 days ago“Help! Active shooter! I’m the VP of sales for—…” “VP level executives do not qualify. I’m sorry. Dial 911.” “Fucking help me!” “I’m sorry. You do not qualify. Dial 911. Nuance calls on this CEO line will result in a penalty fee and a note in your HR file.”
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 days ago“Sir, please call back when your company has annual revenues over $5 million.”
minus-squaremiz [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoeven if you’re a CEO, what’s the annual revenue of your company? how many employees does your company have to have?
minus-squareTraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-21 day agoLol yeah, I can work by myself and call myself ceo. Most of LinkedIn does already.
Imagining a lower-tier executive feeling threatened and calling this hotline only to be told they don’t qualify for its services.
“Help! Active shooter! I’m the VP of sales for—…”
“VP level executives do not qualify. I’m sorry. Dial 911.”
“Fucking help me!”
“I’m sorry. You do not qualify. Dial 911. Nuance calls on this CEO line will result in a penalty fee and a note in your HR file.”
“Sir, please call back when your company has annual revenues over $5 million.”
even if you’re a CEO, what’s the annual revenue of your company? how many employees does your company have to have?
Lol yeah, I can work by myself and call myself ceo. Most of LinkedIn does already.