23 second vid at the link.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    “Help! Active shooter! I’m the VP of sales for—…”

    VP level executives do not qualify. I’m sorry. Dial 911.”

    “Fucking help me!”

    “I’m sorry. You do not qualify. Dial 911. Nuance calls on this CEO line will result in a penalty fee and a note in your HR file.”