God partitioned its mind so the left hand wouldn’t know what the right hand is doing, told Jesus to kill himself, and had a good laugh about it. It’s a prank son!
… tbf God being an asshole that likes to “test” people is absolutely internally consistent with their mythology.
Does your tongue know it’s about to get pierced as you walk into the piercing studio?
God partitioned its mind so the left hand wouldn’t know what the right hand is doing, told Jesus to kill himself, and had a good laugh about it. It’s a prank son!
… tbf God being an asshole that likes to “test” people is absolutely internally consistent with their mythology.