Martial law in South Korea that lasted like an hour because they actually voted it away.
A health insurance CEO was taken out by a Joker-like dude with enormous charisma that still hasn’t been found by the police or FBI. Almost the entirety of the internet is happy the CEO is dead.
Assad actually went.
What the fuck is happening?!?
and we’re witnessing the 15th month of a genocide
The genocide has been going on for over 70 yearsYeah :/
The genocide has become background noise essentially
I wouldn’t say that, the events in Syria are tightly connected to Palestine and Israel.
Assad actually went.
Wait a minute,
didn’t just break the Assad curse but actually outlasted him?As much as I hate it, I’m pretty sure Trump is the main character
A health insurance CEO was taken out by a Joker-like dude with enormous charisma that still hasn’t been found by the police or FBI. Almost the entirety of the internet is happy the CEO is dead.
This whole thing, is this what hearing about Robin hood felt like back in ye olde day?
This is better cause this guy is real
or Ned Ludd
The timeline was being held down by Assad, when Assad abandons a timeline you know we’re in some truly weird times
What the fuck is happening?!?
Weeks where decades happen
I’m ready for more decades then.
Decades make weak men
Weak men make weeks
Weeks make dick heads
Dick heads make decades
Idk if this bit works
Week men vs decamen
“nothing ever happens” gang in crisis mode.
There’s a whole lot not happening with that health insurance CEO now, 'cause he’s dead.
How am I supposed to know who must go now? This is fucking bullshit.
Martial law in South Korea that lasted like an hour because they actuality voted it away
This is endlessly funny to me. You can just say no to the attempted armed takeover of the state
Hobbes in shambles
A family of raccoons burrowed into the lathe-room
@TankieTanuki@hexbear.net did you do this?
My cousins did.
Your cousins wouldn’t have the surname ‘Nook’, would they
The racoons have evolved beyond the repellent frequencies. They are unstoppable now
I watched Pom Poko this weekend and I’m now convinced raccoons are necessary for revolution
tbf south korea tried to impeach the president but it somehow failed so still Nothing Ever Happens in occupied korea
I think they’re going to try again? Even if they imprison him, he’s like the eighth South Korean president to end up in prison. It’s almost guaranteed that you’re going to jail if you become president of Occupied Korea.
Fukuyama seething rn
and on top of all that brad said he would take me to prom! im gonna be the most popular girl at school!!!
Isn’t like Pluto in retrograde or some shit?
Yeah thats gotta be it
This is why pluto was demoted
We’re cursed to live in interesting times…
I knew I shouldn’t have stolen that gold mirror from that old woman who lived in the woods
Shit’s getting real because even though trump and biden are the same domestically, they have different approaches to imperialism (Biden: attack everyone everywhere; Trump: focus on China), so different countries and organizations around the world are scrambling to get into better positions before trump takes power.
