I don’t follow the American national anthem lyrics, I just googled them for the tag line and wtf.
Edit: oh its about some battle according to my bf
I don’t follow the American national anthem lyrics, I just googled them for the tag line and wtf.
Edit: oh its about some battle according to my bf
It might not fix my life completely, but it would improve it measurably
Bring back trial by combat for CEOs but it’s against a real life polar bear.
I love the way you think
You’re very welcome
That or a hippopotamus
That’s a level of graphic violence people need to consent to lmao.
Hippos be crazy!! Lmao
Love them odds.
Best oddddssssss!!!
I was literally saying this to someone yesterday, that even though this technically doesn’t improve my life in any way, living in a world where this can happen feels like cracking the window after fifteen hours in a boiling car. It makes the moment-to-moment experience of living a little more comfortable, and that’s something that really does improve my life.
Live like a vulture, die like a dog.
Misery loves company and if I knew the person responsible for my misery was miserable too, then my misery would be less miserable