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minus-squareJo Miranlinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down1·1 day agoAs a Gen-X bisexual man with history of extensive travel and admittedly excessive promiscuity starting at a very young age, there is a non-zero chance that I have plowed one or both of your parents. Happy holidays!
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 hours agoThere is a good chance you may have fathered most of the people on Lemmy
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 day agoI made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
As a Gen-X bisexual man with history of extensive travel and admittedly excessive promiscuity starting at a very young age, there is a non-zero chance that I have plowed one or both of your parents.
Happy holidays!
There is a good chance you may have fathered most of the people on Lemmy
Motherfucker… 🤣
Thank you for your service.
I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.