RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoSo mormons believe God was an alien that ascended to godhood and you too can become a god of your own little universe, so their religion is literally a MLM schememessage-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1105arrow-down10
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareSo mormons believe God was an alien that ascended to godhood and you too can become a god of your own little universe, so their religion is literally a MLM schemeRNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareMolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoI love the idea of a self-contained bit of heaven for each person. It’s so quintessentially American. ‘Could heaven be a blissful place for everyone, together?’ No! This is my bit of heaven only! Get off my lawn! I imagine Mormon heaven is just full of people shooting each other over tree law and fence boundaries, again and again in an eternal cycle.
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 hours agoMormon heaven is actually tiered. There’s the very best heaven that’s alongside God, and the two lesser heavens for people that aren’t quite good enough for it.
minus-squarefalgscode [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoMormon Valhalla but it’s lawn hoa tyrants battling for eternity is a good bit
minus-squarepeppersky [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoI mean I wouldn’t want to share heaven with most religious people tbh
I love the idea of a self-contained bit of heaven for each person. It’s so quintessentially American.
‘Could heaven be a blissful place for everyone, together?’
No! This is my bit of heaven only! Get off my lawn!
I imagine Mormon heaven is just full of people shooting each other over tree law and fence boundaries, again and again in an eternal cycle.
Mormon heaven is actually tiered. There’s the very best heaven that’s alongside God, and the two lesser heavens for people that aren’t quite good enough for it.
Mormon Valhalla but it’s lawn hoa tyrants battling for eternity is a good bit
I mean I wouldn’t want to share heaven with most religious people tbh