Is this the chlorinated chicken I keep hearing about?!
I’m afraid that this new favorite of mine might have contributed to the confusion 🤔
Why do ducks even exist if chickens can do their job just fine??
Not rapey enough.
Get back to me when chickens have built in kazoos
Is there a bird too dense to just float?
Like I think penguins even float don’t they?
Maybe dodos
Pretty sure dodos don’t float any more :)
Not sure about density, but birds that aren’t adapted to water don’t produce the oil and don’t have the interlocking feathers to trap air and make them float very well. And you’ll find plenty of rescue videos of birds struggling to get out of water they’ve accidentally ended up in, e.g. owls, pigeons.
Most birds can float because they have hollow bones and waterproof fearhers, making them pretty buoyant
Apparently also never seen any waterfowl.
Love language jokes!
What’s the joke?
In French, poules is chickens, and said roughly the same as pool. So there’s swimming poules in a swimming pool.
Oh dammit, I should have caught that. Merci.
There will be no merci!!!
