*scuttles out the shadows*
You think your comics are safe from us? Follow the money and you will see that your comic writers have been inflitrated by Russian and Chinese oligarchs to promote subliminal messages through the confusing use of, uh *checks notes*, hats and cigars… which we all know are symbols of the, uh, struggle for freedom under oppression of capitalism. Yeaah. *crawls back into shadows*
, we’re just doing some server upgrades.
This is a smoke screen. They’re going to seize the Everett True comics. SCATTER!!!
*scuttles out the shadows*
You think your comics are safe from us? Follow the money and you will see that your comic writers have been inflitrated by Russian and Chinese oligarchs to promote subliminal messages through the confusing use of, uh *checks notes*, hats and cigars… which we all know are symbols of the, uh, struggle for freedom under oppression of capitalism. Yeaah.
*crawls back into shadows*
You’re literally a century too late for that conspiracy.
*laughs magnanimously*
That’s what we want you to, uh, think!