good to go ✅

I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.

I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.

Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention

I’d rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.

https://pekesafety.com/blogs/news/a-respirator-that-works-with-beards

Peke safely stays winning

Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache

A chart of the 35 genders

Oh I’m SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.

Solution: wear a spacesuit

https://document.wikireading.ru/hFtWPSQLTA

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Walrus is what haters who can’t grow one call the Selleck.

I don’t like facial hair but if clean shaven wasn’t an option I’d have a gay little pencil mustache.

Beard life. Whenever I get to SCUBA dive, I have to goop my mustache all up with Vaseline so the mask will seal.

While I understand this, I find it very hard to not have stubble. The amount of shaving that would require….

I try to keep it very short though

wet noodle not allowed… unbelievable.