Joe Biden still owes me $2000. I’m not going to forget that just because he’s unemployed.

Drove past my polling place on the way to work. Big line already at 6:30

Evil is real Idk what else to say about this I’m honestly at a loss for words

Tbh I’m kinda happy with whoever loses. Liberals are skin-crawlingly disgusting, pretending they care about anything while endorsing genocide wholeheartedly. They deserve to utterly eat shit and face actual consequences for their gleeful slaughter.

On the other hand, chuds are so comically evil that it’s hard to believe sometimes. They just genuinely believe that they are better than everyone and expect everyone to agree with them.

Ultimately, it comes down to who shits their pants hardest then they lose, and I honestly think the liberals would be funnier. Jan 6 was hilarious but will never happen again, Trump’s energy has died down so much. But I really, really want to see liberal talking heads pissing and shitting on MSNBC about how the world has ended and democracy has died, only for Trump to be exactly the same as Biden. I want to see them say they’re in the Resistance, which consists of posting epic dunks on Twitter and being racist.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But at least some of the losers will be very funny

is posting neo-fash vapor-wave Hyperborean supercuts or some shit. Libs are very impressed because I guess it never really sunk in for them that Apartheid Clyde is exactly what he looks like.

very excited and honoured to vote in the last free elections, 250 years it been a great run. I’m still ridin with Biden but good luck to all candidates, and god bless America

Of course Musk is posting QAnon fashwave edits now

Satire is dead. Satire has been tied to a 1982 Mitsubishi Gallant and pushed off the deck of a container vessel in the open ocean. Satire has attined nirvana and departed the wheel of samsara. Satire is DEAD.

https://bsky.app/profile/jonathancohn.bsky.social/post/3la5pknlbmt2o

These people are either bots or Minnesotans, and since no Minnesotan has every passed the Voight-Kampf test there’s no way to say.

Seriously I hope it’s bots because people hooting and hollering because their Midwest Klan Daddy says “It is okay to boo people you think are an existential threat to your existance” is… like… words have failed me I don’t have words.

don’t forget to vote!

Critical last-minute developments from Blue Hellsite

It’s actually hilarious how much kammy has failed upwards. From getting absolutely roasted in the primary last time around to president in one cycle. Supporting genocide really takes you places in the USA

last year i was talking to my cousin and they told a story about their great uncle who was a about 7 years old in 1920 for the election and his dad took him down to the polling station to see the results. this was back in the day, you understand, and you’d have to go look at a chalkboard to see the tally. anyway my great uncle twice removed or whatever he is, he looked at the tally and then looked down at the kid and said, “they didn’t count my vote.”

“how do you know, dad?”

“because it says there’s 0 votes for eugene debs!”

Normally not much a chatter but need to vent. I don’t even live in a swing state. I’m in as firm a blue state as you can get. Yet my family still feels the need to get mad at me for voting Claudia. As if there’s some invisible number you have it hit and then the liberal fairy will give you good boi points.

At least voting PSL eases my conscience a little. If I voted Harris and she still loses I would not only contribute nothing to that result. But then I’d feel shit for voting for the genocide enabler.

The Uncommitted movement was bribed $400,000 from a Democratic Party PAC with the explicit agreement that in doing so it prevents the Uncommitted movement from endorsing anyone but Harris

US elections 2024: Uncommitted movement splits after taking money from PAC supporting Harris

You know in Mexico we have a word for this, its called corruption