This is great and all but what if I need 13? Or only 11?!
Pandering to the dozen-ists while ignoring those with more complex dick needs. Shame.
#MAGA1939 #LMFAOWTFBBQ #FREEDOMFORALLCOCKS
Buy more than you need and redistribute them to those in need of non dozen-ist values, be the change the world needs
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I miss the old Michael reeves
I have one of these on my shelf. My wife got one in a wedding party gift bag a few years ago.
Yo, could you flag this NSFW? Don’t think most people would be fine if their boss saw this wonderful pod of dicklets on their screen.
Yeah, that probably means you should overthrow that boss and elect a new one. Just sayin’
Why are you on Lemmy at work?
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shitpost on company time
for the same reasons I access Lemmy off work
My wife has these. You can also order little helmets and clothes for them.
EDIT: I feel the need to write that she plays with them like action figures.
Start leaving them on jeeps.
I only have 7 holes, though.
Friend-ulums.
Is that a motherfucking Michael
