Jaromil@fed.dyne.org to Memes · 9 hours agoStay vigilantfed.dyne.orgimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1444arrow-down16cross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes
arrow-up1438arrow-down1imageStay vigilantfed.dyne.orgJaromil@fed.dyne.org to Memes · 9 hours agomessage-square38fedilinkcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes
minus-squareSubArcticTundralinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-25 hours agoI swear the footsteps trigger a Pavlov response in me at this point. I can even tell who it is by the footsteps
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 hours ago Pavlov As in you instantly lose an erection, because you’ve been conditioned to associate footfalls with a ruined orgasm?
minus-squaredatavoidlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoI can only get off if I hear approaching footsteps
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoI used to be able to do that, too! These days, I live with two people: an adult wife and a toddler. Their gaits are pretty easily distinguishable.
I swear the footsteps trigger a Pavlov response in me at this point. I can even tell who it is by the footsteps
As in you instantly lose an erection, because you’ve been conditioned to associate footfalls with a ruined orgasm?
I can only get off if I hear approaching footsteps
I used to be able to do that, too! These days, I live with two people: an adult wife and a toddler. Their gaits are pretty easily distinguishable.