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    Officials now believe it’s likely the two never drifted, sinking “straight down due to weight,” according to the investigation

    Anti-nautilists in shambles

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      Unclassified documents reveal the infamous sonar phenomenon known as the “Boop” - a previously unexplained noise picked up across the ocean due to its huge decibel - was actually just a really heavy navy seal hitting the ocean floor after drowning.