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  • limelight79@lemm.ee
    2·
    53 minutes ago

    Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I’ve even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.

  • Samsy
    6·
    2 hours ago

    “Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone”

    Roarrrs off with spinning tires.

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
      10·
      5 hours ago

      “Our entire existence is imited to these panels and we are on our last. The moment we stop talking we will be cast back into the endless void, never to return”
      “What?”
      The end

  • Deestan@lemmy.world
    37·
    16 hours ago

    I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.

  • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.worldEnglish
    41·
    19 hours ago

    I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn’t cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn’t get in trouble at all.

  • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzEnglish
    7·
    16 hours ago

    Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
    Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

    Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

    Later at the pub
    Driver: I can’t believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
    Cyclist: I know but the top end isn’t really what I need. Another round?
    Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.