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  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    2 个月前

    I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.

  • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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    I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn’t cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn’t get in trouble at all.

  • Samsy
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    2 个月前

    “Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone”

    Roarrrs off with spinning tires.

  • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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    2 个月前

    Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
    Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

    Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

    Later at the pub
    Driver: I can’t believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
    Cyclist: I know but the top end isn’t really what I need. Another round?
    Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.

  • odd@feddit.org
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    2 个月前

    The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.

  • limelight79@lemm.ee
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    Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I’ve even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.

    • RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee
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      I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.