The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 9 hours agoMight as well go cyberpunk, I guess.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1584arrow-down110cross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
arrow-up1574arrow-down1imageMight as well go cyberpunk, I guess.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 9 hours agomessage-square56fedilinkcross-posted to: aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 hours agoYou didn’t pay your subscription for your enhanced eyes, so you woke up blind this morning.
minus-squaregex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 hours agoNah, you get downgraded to the essentials plan: 20/40 eyesight, dry eyeballs, ads on your peripheral vision and random eye twitching throughout the day
You didn’t pay your subscription for your enhanced eyes, so you woke up blind this morning.
Nah, you get downgraded to the essentials plan: 20/40 eyesight, dry eyeballs, ads on your peripheral vision and random eye twitching throughout the day