There’s this impulse among many contemporary fiction writers to imply there’s a “dead” universe out there, and to me it’s both lazy (they don’t have to think of convincing or at least fun aliens) and it panders to colonial mindsets about everything out there just being resource nodes to tap while Hans Zimmer BWAAAAAAAAAAMS are going off.
So fuck that. I prefer aliens in my fiction. Learn to share, or at least to behave, o whiteys on the moon.
Cringe, they show up everywhere naked, no sense of style at all.
no sense of style at all.
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no ayylmao ever misgendered me so they’re in the clear as far as I care
Cool as long as they’re not just ham fisted analogies for different races.
They mostly only abduct bored suburbanite white anglo pepo
you’re an alien. you’re visiting one of the zoos. where are you spending your time? the regular people doing normal shit or the cognitively impaired albinos shooting each other and ramming each other in their little conveyances.
Oh my god, we are living in a simulation, and that simulation is an episode of Jackass.
Hi, I am Bam Margera and this “Sunkin’ Phil’s Dunk.”
cringe, they’re out there watching us destroy ourselves instead of parachuting in and giving us a communism button to push
Death to America
Cringe https://youtu.be/uSPsTvPdyQg
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Real aliens cool, almost every way we humans imagine them cringe
I like this guy
Gleeby little guy
Bogos binted aah feline
This makes me miss getting stickbugged
If they were cool, they’d have eradicated the “international community” already. It’s not too late, but they better do it sooner than later.
Ghosts are cool, cryptids are cool. Aliens tend to be cringe. As silly as little green men look, anything past that tends to encourage racism and a lack of curiosity.
Pretty cool if you ask me
Although, the benevolent ones all tend to be blonde haired and blue eyed for some reason
This is the best use of this emoji this site will ever see
I swear to God, haters, I don’t want to hear that his eyes are green. I will hellzone grenade your asses
Yeah I always thought the Nordic Aliens were some fucking weird racism brainworms