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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching an unopened box of tampons.

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Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

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  Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.

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