This is a repost from r/GZD

Originally posted by u/VoreLord on Jan 24 2021

Archive: https://archive.is/QGVYv

The post:

ok, hear me out here. the miniscule country of liechtenstein, a bourgeoisie playhouse, has a pathetic population of around 38 thousand, according to 2019 data goggle search. GunPolicy.org states that there are only 11,000 firearms held illegally or illicitly by liechtenstein citizens, and only a whopping 200 (!) guns owned by police, as the crime is very low. they expect or are prepared for zero military invasion.

this brings me into my next point. if everyone in this subreddit committed, we could see red liechtenstein in the future. The glorious banner of r/genzedong proudly enshrines that there are 22,787 wumaos among us (sus!). not only would liechtenstein be completely caught napping, but they will be woefully under prepared to fend off our mission.

liechtenstein is even more suspectable (sus!) than my first paragraph made them out to be, looking at demographics. 18.88% of their population is 65 years and over, according to a google search, and 16.1% are between ages 0-14, according to the CIA handbook, a collection of data from the international terrorist group. excluding those two age groups from the potential counter revolutionary forces, we get 65% of the population, around 24700 enemy combatants. ethnic group demographics are not in our favor, not to make generalizations or anything but it’s pretty safe to guess which ethnic types aren’t exactly keen to dialectical materialism based on history. over 60% of liechtensteiners are from there, which doesn’t mean much, but swiss and austrians are the next biggest groups, combining to make nearly 16% of the population. swiss are bourgeoisie bankers, but they also hosted lenin in exile so who knows. the autrians are a question mark. germans and italians are the next biggest groups, and it’s highly unlikely we’ll find any communists in those groups, given how post gdr germany is and how italians are italians. portuguese are another question mark. reactionary turkish come in at under 2% of the population, so they will provide little threat to our launch. albanians are 1% of the population, so we might pick up some hoxhaist allies on our way.

weaknesses to our assault include a very wealthy populace, great healthcare, full literacy, and good education, so it’s basically a hyper bourgeoisie vacation spot. so, they will be very motivated to resist becoming a people’s state, since they’ll have to give up their privileged status in the world. this will cause quite an issue post revolution, although all the literacy, healthcare, and education institutions can remain, which will be nice for a change, amirite? i’ll touch up more on post revolution plans later.

as for the plan of attack, lichtenstein also has ZERO armed forces. as i’ve provided early, we have twice as many soldiers as they have guns, so the numbers are well in our favor. per usual, the resistance from the pro liechtenstein richies will be mostly symbolic instead of material, so i believe we can launch an attack and prevail victorious, like that one show. forced to fight for themselves for once instead of paying someone else to do it, they will flee like the cowards they are, paving the way for an r/genzedong mickey mouse revolution. the challenge, however, is how we reach a landlocked country surrounded by western european empires. i say we first enter germany via ocean, posing as historical reenactors of the october revolution, but it’s actually the real thing again. then, we travel our way down to the germany-switzerland border, where we will use the power of adrian zenz by dming him on twitter to expose their genocide against christians, spurring widespread pro democracy protests. distracted by their own tyranny, the swiss government will not see us turn their border with liechtenstein into swiss cheese, granting us access to the big score.

our first point of attack is also our final destination, since liechtenstein is like 6 football fields big so we don’t have much area to secure. we lay siege to the vaduz castle, home of the royal family. i know right, constitutional monarchy is what owning capital does to a mf. but first, we must travel through the rugged mountains of liechtenstein, a terrain which has made it into a “real life wakanda”. with nobody to fight and xi bucks at our disposal, we will make it through swimmingly, although the one guy with asthma will be wilin’ the whole time. as we march on to the castle, the sheer intimidation of thousands of revolutionaries may make prince alois (like family guy) violently shit his pants and surrender, like putin when he sees navalny. however, if he insisted on force, we open fire on the guards and blow open the main gate with our sticky bombs made from slave labor in xinjiang. our stealth agents will rappel with stasi produced spy gear into all entry points of the building, subduing any royal forces they see and conducting a full search for the prince. guards at the main gate will be laughably overmatched, and our glorious army will put them down in a hurry.

once we find the prince, we are victorious, and can establish a dictatorship of the proletariat after executing any royal affiliates in the castle. after the terror, we celebrate at applebee’s, where there will be no food because liechtenstein would now be communist. dejected, we will head back to the castle, which will unfortunately be the party’s base of operations since there aren’t any other large buildings. our first order of business will be establishing mass surveillance like ccp and winnie the pooh. then, we shall utilize our stalinist necromancy to control the weather and raise our fallen comrades from the siege. then, we shall ban any books that mention anything outside of party propaganda, like in our instruction manual, 1974.

after starving everyone and suppressing freedom and democracy, we will have achieved communism, like how marks imagined, and the glorious banner of red liechtenstein will guide the free world…