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Truit Farts
Cum Rake
No one asked about your mother.
I… I uh… Anyone have her number?
Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.
Lmao that’s a great line, love it
There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
Pepperoni Pizza
…wait.
Pizza the Hut!
First sounds
Pipperoni pezza
Chimi Changa
Pika chaka chimi chunga solo wooki oh oh oh!
Habba the Jut
+1000 food
Streef Boganoff
Bounty hunter
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
This is just a Bulgarian name.
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
beese churger took me out
In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
And his partner Besame Beed Sun.
🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶
Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…
Thaddeus Pai
Chilled Greese
This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we’re including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
geez… this is something my brain just does. They’re like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it’s not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It’s how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin…
I, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer’s block, right?
right
sweats nervously
Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh… Riiiiighhhht
Same here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it’s become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say “jadies and lentlemen”, and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
I’m not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they’ll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I’m not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
Tumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
Not much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
Pello Judding
Nape Gruts
Toft Saco
Chackin Meese
Cheef Balupa
Joppie Sloe
Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.
Chacho Neese!
Actually, that sounds more like a language.
Chachoneese.
Treet Stacos
Saco Talad
Tai Chea
Bothered Smurrito
Mry Dartini
St-Bone Teak
Steef Broganoff
Panilla Vudding
Cocolate Chake
Tinnamon Coast
Sup Broganoff
You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
“hey babe let’s go to make out point” “No Steef! Only hussies do that!”
Tai Chea
I really like Mry Dartini.
Tai Chea
“Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!”
Teet Stracos I think. Which might be one of Luke’s buddies on that island…
Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
From r/sbubby way back when. “A funcking beesechurger for monch.”
Durkey Tinner
Leet Moaf
Chotato Pip
Rizza Poll
Dark Moaf sounds badass
Chicken Curry
Cicken Churry?
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
Vamb Lindaloo
Now I’m starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food…
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
If you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
