ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 days agoWe used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMHslrpnk.netimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1254arrow-down16
arrow-up1248arrow-down1imageWe used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMHslrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 5 days agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·5 days agoMake sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 days agoHey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoThe goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up3·5 days agoA firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters
Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
A firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters