Trump told reporters,"We're going to have the largest deportation in the history of our country," starting with Ohio and Colorado — "Springfield and Aurora," he said.
  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    58·
    2 months ago

    I don’t suppose we could deport Trump… to, idunno. belarus? its sort of like russia, right?

    • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
      15·
      2 months ago

      After the swifties defeat him in November they will deport him to Guantanamo. They have a nice facility down there that gets lots of sun and the sea breeze is quite nice.

      • dhork@lemmy.worldEnglish
        17·
        2 months ago

        NY gets first dibs, I hope that judge sends him to Rikers, even just for a week.

        • ultranaut@lemmy.world
          12·
          2 months ago

          Sending Trump to Rikers would be both hilarious and a great way to make Republicans finally start caring about the inhuman conditions that exist there.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        eh. We’ve inflicted enough hardship on the Cubans.

        we shouldn’t also dump our trash…

          • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
            6·
            2 months ago

            I mean, that’s probably the “legal” way to do it,

            But I’m just going to idly say dream about idly air dropping over Moscow with nothing but a diaper and parachute. Also a tattoo that says “purchased as is, no returns, no refunds.”

    • Heikki@lemm.ee
      81·
      2 months ago

      Fun fact, learned this over labor day weekend. There is a family friend whom is in the throws of senility. The family isn’t well off but they have him in an old folks home… in Thailand. The kids says cost is super cheap, and the care he gets is “great” so I’m told. Now, the issue is that some of the siblings want him back in the US, where they can not afford to keep him I. The care he has now is much better than what the family can afford, and none of the family are willing to take care of him themselves. They just want him back.

      I bring this up so as to say. Maybe his kids send him to Japan, where the elderly tend to die alone and quietly. I dont imagine he will know how to use a phone in the next few years

  • Zier@fedia.io
    45·
    2 months ago

    Deport trump to the DPRK to live with his boyfriend, dictator kim.

      • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
        16·
        2 months ago

        I’m surprised he wasn’t getting torn apart after the debate for looking so tired and low energy. He looked like he was gonna pass out and only opened his eyes all the way once, when Harris called out his crowd sizes

        • luciferofastora@lemmy.zip
          6·
          2 months ago

          That’s the old TV show host shining through, whose only concern is the size of the audience. His “show” not drawing a huge crowd kicked the attention-addict right in the self-esteem and he’s still pissed enough that even his delusion can’t mask it.

        • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
          2·
          2 months ago

          I don’t even blame him for that, but not seeing his stupid face every day multiple times on the internet for the past 5 years would’ve been so nice.

  • fubarx
    4·
    2 months ago

    Maybe he slurred his words and meant Virginia.

    • aname@lemmy.one
      6·
      2 months ago

      Pretty sure he meant to send Hawaiians migrants back to Venice where they came from.

  • selokichtli
    2·
    2 months ago

    He couldn’t keep Guaidó alone in Venezuela. Cheap talk.