Phony Stark needs to be called out on this. It’s creepy as hell.
😳 🤮
Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
We deserved that fight. If we have to be stuck in this timeline let’s at least see these “titans” fight for their beliefs!
and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
Stop, I can only get so erect
He didn’t even offer her a horse.
Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
Which one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?
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Good ol’ Bobby Tables
Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
Pretty sure most of his estranged children have good mothers already though.
Not at all.
Sounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.
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. . . what the fuck
He’s a creep. He’s a weirdo.
What the hell is he doing here?
He doesn’t belong here.
He don’t care if it hurts, he wanna have control.
He wants a perfect body. He wants a perfect soul.
he wants you to notice when hes not around
He will die alone
*record scratch*
🎶Go on, take the money and run 🎶
AROOOooooo lawd
This is a story bout Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Being pathetic and misogynistic in a poor attempt at portraying himself as “alpha”.
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I’m hearing this to the tune of removed by Meredith Brooks.
He’s a creep, he’s a weirdo,
He’s a child, he’s a dildo,
He’s a sinner, he’s a taint,
He should feel ashamed.Not “Creep” by Radiohead, which is what I was quoting?
Both can be right.
Since I don’t know Radiohead at all, no. Oops.
Not oops at all. The words work for “removed” too!
Just imagine the impact if she took her accounts to pixelfed / mastadon. You’d get all the fans to follow her.
Hell, she could create her own server and be immediately one of the most popular in the network.taylor @swiftie.world? None of her fans would find it confusing to choose which server to sign up to.
She would have to make her own server. She would overwhelm and destroy those sites.
She would have to make her own server.
THAT. Is genius.
lemmy.swifties,io or whatever. Yes.
OP suggested @swiftie.world and OP is right
Bluesky is the new twitter
the new twitter is wherever the critical mass of users go. so far that is nowhere.
Twitter had something like 500 million users at its peak, and is likely still In the high 300s/low 400s.
Adding 2 million out of the projected 20 million Brazilian twitter users still isn’t it. Twitter is still where the critical mass is, just maybe not for Brazil due to external factors.
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It’s not just Brazilians, read the article
Quote:
“downloads outside Brazil also rose by 584%”
“In terms of absolute downloads, countries that saw the most installs outside Brazil included the U.S., Portugal, the U.K., Canada and Spain.”
well if there was 2 download before it means that now it’s 12 download
Sanic
I don’t visit Twitter, how do I stop hearing about every little toxic bullshit line Elon has to say?
Content filters
Figure a way to make him go bankrupt. You won’t have to hear about Elon, and you can be the hero of the day. Win/win :)
If he went bankrupt, I wouldn’t mind the occasional reminder of how shitty he’s doing.
Dig a hole in the ground and stick your head in.
An XKCD-style filter would probably do the trick: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Substitution_series
He speaks like this because there’s no consequences. His lawyers must be pissed cause anyone with a harassment case against him can just put that tweet up to help their case lmao.
An angry Travis Kelce is a consequence he may have overlooked.
I did not think in 2024 I’d have “jock football player beats up tech nerd” and I’ll be rooting for the meat head.
They are making bank in any case
Weird and gross.
Well, that’s creepy. Yikes.
Instead of Zuck vs Musk, maybe we ought to see Kelce vs Musk. That is offensive in so many ways.
Kill two birds with one stone and make it a tag team match, Travis and Jason against Musk and Zuck
Would have to be PPV, I think network TV would shudder to show the aftermath.
oh, that would be something that would make me use PPV, or, at least temporarily, get a streaming service.
He just made my fallopians shrivel up
That’s good preparation just in case Trump wins the election.
winssuccessfully steals the election
Same. And I don’t even have any
She should’ve bounced right back about accepting his trans kid he seems to have distanced himself from
That would be funny, but probably just best to ignore the creep
To be fair, she probably gets weirdos with variants of “have my babies” more often than you’d think, just not usually from billionaires who own social media companies.
While I agree, how sad is it that we live in a world where this kind of trash isn’t abnormal
Jesus Christ, this feels like it crossed a line even for him
Publicly, yes. Elon raping babies into women is well known however.
Also Elon with his “kung fu lessons” with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Google says he has Asperger’s, which would make this, eh, kinda normal.
When I was 16, I wouldn’t be able to have a mutually consensual romantic conversation without saying something that cringed even myself out remembering it the next day.
im sorry for being this rude,
but Fuck of with that bullshit excuse.I have Asbergers aswell, and have been arround a lot of other Autists.
even the heaviest cases i know would have known better than to post such vile shit.
This is not some akward mistake while attempting to flirt,
this is at best yelling vile and inappropriate shit at a complete stranger,
and at worst it could be considered a thinly veiled rape theat.As somebody with Aspergers i feel downright insulted that you attempted to blame this on ‘the sperg’.
And in addition to that,
hes not some 16 year old kid,
hes in his 50s for gods sake.im sorry for being this rude, but Fuck of with that bullshit excuse.
No you’re not, and no I won’t.
I have Asbergers aswell, and have been arround a lot of other Autists.
Well, I hadn’t, except for my sister, so, especially back then, I was desperately trying to have social things other have by effort.
Going into offensive in that could look similar to what Musk posted.
and at worst it could be considered a thinly veiled rape theat.
At worst. I first took it as a very awkward attempt to seem magnanimous\friendly, plus Musk’s weird ideas about healthy relationships.
Anyway, can he fulfill that threat were it a threat? No? Then it’d be similar to what 4chan inhabitants write. Inappropriate is not the same as evil. Though I guess he and the Internet would both benefit from cutting ties.
As somebody with Aspergers i feel downright insulted that you attempted to blame this on ‘the sperg’.
Well, sorry, but since I wasn’t aiming for you, irrelevant.
hes in his 50s for gods sake.
The say older people are more like kids, ha-ha-ha
You are way too fucking serious and judgemental.
Oh, so you’re just doing a bad job at being a troll. Got it.
No need to waste your time with this one, folks, he’s a lost cause.
I like wasting my time on lost causes, I think I’m not the only one.
I’m more of an elf than a troll, but there are various readings of mythology
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Yeah I don’t care.
You dont buy a megaphone, say some wild shit, then to blame it on your disorder.
OK, please care even less so to not litter my inbox
Because you seem to care a lot to reply! Hit the block button then
You go first, indie_asps.jpg
The dude has had long enough to learn how to mask. He knows what he’s saying and what it means. Don’t make excuses and definitely do not try to besmirch what little positivity autistic people have these days
The dude has had long enough to learn how to mask.
Autistic people go to therapy to stop masking. Masking is wrong and bad.
Sounds like a good way to get a Superbowl ring design embossed in your face.
Another fight he’ll say he wants and then back out of, I’m sure.
Sounds like a Rape Threat to me
Good call.
I’m not a fan of musk at all but it definitely doesn’t sound like that at all.
He came right outside and said he would “Give her a baby”, either he’s adopting a kid and dropping her off there… or…
Please tell us what he means then.
Fucking creepy weirdos
Is he being a weirdness shield for the GOP? Like every time we make fun of Trump or Vance he has to do something like this to distract people?
Elon “I know how to distract everyone from making fun of Donny and JD. I will say creepy things to a female. Remind all women about the creepy men in their lives.”
Fucking gold star idea, Elon.
“Masterful gambit, sir!”
To be fair I dont think he has anyone in his life to challenge him, and if they do they get removed.
People give them way too much credit
Nah I don’t think it’s really true, but it’s funny to imagine.
Fucking gross.