• JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
        7·
        1 year ago

        Nice try, my website has disabled right clicking. Now there is literally no way you could ever steal my very valuable image.

        • lohrun@fediverse.booOPEnglish
          8·
          1 year ago

          Right now, I’m a click away from using an SQL injection attack to gain access to the database of this website and gain your login credentials, as well as your IP address. I’ll then proceed to leak your IP address onto my hacker forums, and then using an IP locator, I’ll easily find your house and your name. With that I can access your social media accounts and proceed to ruin your life. You think I’m bluffing? You think that just because a bunch of 7 year olds say they can “hack”, but actually can’t, that I can’t either? Let me shatter that facade for you. Using my team of hackers, we can trace what websites you’ve visited and what keystrokes you’ve used, and with that, I can get into your parents’ bank account. I can drain it and make you dirt poor. Have you ever felt what it’s like to be homeless? Well, you’re about to. I can also use cross-site scripting to redirect your web browser to one of my private sites, and download illegal files onto your computer and get your parents locked up in prison. I’m your worst nightmare, and I’m about to make you endure living Hell. I’m nowhere and everywhere at the same time. Have fun regretting your existence, kiddo.

          • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
            8·
            1 year ago

            What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little removed? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

            • lohrun@fediverse.booOPEnglish
              5·
              1 year ago

              “Who’s joe?” a distant voice asks. Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar. ”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered. The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear. “I did a little trolling.” the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

    • rtxn@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      1 year ago

      Oh - I’m afraid your tokens will be quite fungible when your friends arrive…

  • amabad@lemmy.fmhy.mlEnglish
    4·
    1 year ago

    nya nya nya nya nya nyanyanyanya na nyanya nya nya nanyanyanyanya. lost a bet and had to listen to the 1h version. good old times. still haunts me. but in a good way