• Zeppo@sh.itjust.works
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    13 days ago

    What are you supposed to use? A spoon? Has this weird fascist ever been to a fast food drive thru?

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      13 days ago

      You’re supposed to dislocate your jaw like a snake and pour it down your throat in one big lump like that beer bong you sucked down back when you peaked in your frat days.

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        12 days ago

        Now I’m picturing someone doing that, then when they finish, going on a Brett Kavanaugh “I like beer!” style rant but about milkshakes