Mind control would obviously be the most useful.

owl is skeptical

That’s not what OP said. They said it’s a useful cleaner recipe.

Number one is actually a trap because she probably won’t understand you and still will do stupid things.

Oh Jesus, just fuck off.

No, not really. Nobody asked what the effect was going to be on Biden being elected.

Yeah, but the question was answered as if it was “what effect will this have on Biden’s chances of being elected”. Saying “Biden didn’t have a chance anyway so nothing” is an irrelevant statement. The issue is whether it affects the Democrat’s chances of having a winning candidate.

Right, if they just published it on their own website, it would be all over the internet very quickly. I agree that government agencies should just run a Mastodon instance too. They don’t need the reach of TwitX for anything. It’s a dying, for profit platform run by a total scumbag who is currently trying to put his thumb on the scales for Republicans, why would the Biden admin use it for official announcements? Let someone else post it on ‘X’.

I don’t think anyone should be using “X” at this point. I sure as fuck am not going on some fascist oligarch network to receive communications from my boss or elected officials. They need to find something else.

Refer them to Musk Chan? What an insult

Kinda beside the point? The question is really what chances will the nominee have.

Oh, so the poster is recounting a conversation he heard on the bus in person. Thanks for helping me figure that out.

I think it’s that they appear to be in a limo, not on a bus.

Biden claimed in the past election that he thought only he could beat trump, for some reason. Not sure i’ve seen that this season, but what he would mean is only he can save the country from Trump, which is very different than what’s implied here or the ridiculous bullshit that Trump says. Trump literally says “I alone can fix it”. You’re welcome to find me a place where Biden said something like that.

Yes, by giving a ‘joke’ answer, he did.

When have democrats said that? That’s literally what Trump says about himself, though.

A “joke” which also dodged the real question. God I love that lecherous, disgusting greedy and vulgar rapist, he’s so funny.

I swear I saw the dogman one time. Of course, nobody except for one friend believes me. People think I’m nuts when I tell this story.

It was around 2012, and I had finally left after visiting some friends by Ann Arbor for a few weeks. I love the west coast of Michigan and the UP, so I figured I’d head out there a while and maybe go to Sleeping Bear before heading north and back to Wisconsin.

I was in one of the coastal towns there. Not sure which… I don’t think Pentwater or Muskegon. Could be Holland or Ludington? It was after dark and I was a little sleepy. I was driving west and kind of lurched to a stop at a 4 way sign… looked up, there was a cop to my right. Great. I decided to take evasive action and turned north, then east into some neighborhood. I ended up turning north to continue that way and then had to head west back to the main road because there was a river.

I got back to the main road and turned north by some small shops with streetlights. The shops were to my right and to the left, there was a grassy hill leading up towards forest. I saw some sort of animal out of the corner of my eye - looked large and brown, and I thought cool, I’m about to see a badger or a woodchuck or something. But it moved veeeery quickly, and oddly, and looked rather large. I was just, huh, wtf is that? It sort of moved like a human but was low to the ground. So, intrigued, I watched in my rear view after passing. It walked up to the side of the road, and no shit, seriously, it stood up, looking like a humanoid about 5-6 feet tall, hunched over in a gorilla pose with arms hanging down, and then it ran across the road. I was just uh, holy shit.

I had been planning on stopping and sleeping in my car in the woods somewhere, but after that, no fuckin way. I drove for over 2 hours north to somewhere like Leland or Suttons Bay to get the hell out of there.

Has been that for months.

I didn’t even have to look to know who posted this, too. It’s like a fulltime job.