ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoSo we’re going to war with Iran huh?message-squaremessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareSo we’re going to war with Iran huh?ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square82fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBlack_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·4 months agolol if they try to draft me I’m sorry I’m done and so are they
minus-squareAradina [She/They]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·4 months agoIf you learn to cook now, you can get a cooks position and put deadly mushrooms in the food. Unless they outsource that to McDonalds, which they might
minus-squareBlack_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·edit-24 months agodawg i’m a chef and also that would be a terrible way to do a murder without getting caught. But I mean I think I would just go in blastin’ at that point, whenever I get a gun and it just feels right y’know
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minus-squareBlack_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 months agoyes let me get a bunch of random people sick
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minus-squareBlack_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 months agoit would be random people who are also presumably drafted, I’m not going to poison random people, which would include some of you
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minus-squaregay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoIf I fight in the US military I hope you give me chronic tummy hurt syndrome alongside acute shitting myself disorder
minus-squareAradina [She/They]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months agoGlad you’re eenthusiastic for the cause! Go get em
minus-squareAradina [She/They]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·4 months ago dawg i’m a chef Great you’re already ready. Best of luck agent
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 months agodeleted by creator
lol if they try to draft me I’m sorry I’m done and so are they
If you learn to cook now, you can get a cooks position and put deadly mushrooms in the food.
Unless they outsource that to McDonalds, which they might
dawg i’m a chef
and also that would be a terrible way to do a murder without getting caught. But I mean I think I would just go in blastin’ at that point, whenever I get a gun and it just feels right y’know
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yes let me get a bunch of random people sick
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it would be random people who are also presumably drafted, I’m not going to poison random people, which would include some of you
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If I fight in the US military I hope you give me chronic tummy hurt syndrome alongside acute shitting myself disorder
Glad you’re eenthusiastic for the cause! Go get em
Great you’re already ready. Best of luck agent
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