It would honestly make more sense for the left to carry these, since it would reference the couch fucking
It pains me to inform you all that KnowYourMeme seems to have the best coverage of this story.
Internet users and news outlets have speculated that the sperm cups are aimed at Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz and his wife’s infertility issues. The Walz’s had their children using in vitro fertilization (IVF).
The cups therefore could be a way to champion Vance’s natural ability to have children. However, many Americans (regardless of political affiliation) struggle with infertility and use IVF.
Despite being humorous, it’s currently unknown if the J.D. Vance cup photos are real. For one, the original X user that posted them, @UsaCamy, has a profile that’s raised suspicions among many, as pointed out by X user @elisethoma5.
So basically, if this turns out to be a real thing, then they’re dunking on people who want to have kids but have infertility issues. Which … that’s just kind of a ridiculously petty thing to do.
Tracks for maga
I… wait, what??
Sadly it’s true, though it seems to be limited to just the people in that group. Something to do with JD Vance/ James David Hamel / James Donald Bowman (lots of names in his history!) comments about childless Democrats.
Somehow the explanation makes it weirder.
Wait, so you jerk off in a cup (even though masturbation is a sin), then do what? Don’t the crazies hate artificial insemination too?
When you fill it up, the picture of JD Vance magically turns into a couch cushion.
lol, maga jizzlords
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: right when the MAGAts seem to have reached yet another limit of human stupidity, they find another new and unexpected way to be complete and utter fuckwits.
Weird.
Fertility so good several furniture warehouses have him on retainer
[insert AI image of JD Vance proudly holding the leg of a anthropomorphic chez lounge sweating profusely as a Laz-E-Boy emerges from beneath it]
Oi, thats enough. I’m confiscating your imagination license.
