“We need a kid’s spaghetti, a mushroom Alfredo, 1 dine in arancini and some sprouts! Rook 2 to pawn 6!”

“Just swapped the oil so the aranchini is gonna take longer than normal! Knight to bishop 1, checkmate!”

“Just crank the fryer for a bit and it’ll go faster, just remember to turn it down after, and are you sure about that checkmate?”

“Sorry, check”

“That’s fine, it’s a busy night. Speaking of busy knight mine takes your rook!”

We spend like 30 hours a week together and have for 3 years now, we are really good at improv with each other by now