JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.
He is so weird….
Even if that phrase hadn’t been used ad nauseum already, this would be the right time to use it. This is truly a WTF move.
It’s all about projecting strength, especially towards women, bonus points if they’re not white.
The entirety of conservative politics is narcissists trying to convince morons they embody strength and power…
A weaklings idea of strength.
A peasants idea of wealth.
A losers idea of a playboy.
An idiots idea of a genius.
A cowards idea of a hero.
It’s easy. Narcissism. Anything for attention.
What is it with Americans and just ruining catch phrases?
It’s cool and funny sometimes, not every fucking time.
Ok, boomer.
Cut the fuckin’ grass like you were told, Junior.
Yawn
No hentai or Insta for a month. Based.
weird to see a bunch of younglin’s biting the onion localized entirely within this community
Word.
W
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Remember, there are two kinds of Americans.
- Democrats: Weed
- Republicans: Amphetamine or cocaine (depending on income)
You now understand everything about American politics.
Waaait… I am on Adderall for ADHD but also enjoy an herby comedown at the end of the day. So what does that make me? A filthy centrist?! What is this dichotomous drug-fueled political identity crisis I’m experiencing!!!
/s
Do you vote?
Yup, I sure do! (Does this help me figure out what I am?!?)
You are what they call a “swing state”.
I, for one, would volunteer to join the state of catbum.
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Do you need a hug? 🫂
the whole point of calling fascists weird is that it seems to work, they hate it.
I must say, it is getting overused.
Secret Service should have tazed his ass.
Unlike normal commercial or charter planes, AF1 and AF2 have couches.
It’s too bad JD Vance won’t be joining the Couch Mile High Club on Air Force 2.
What’s a nice couch like you doing on a plane like this?
JD Couch Fucker Vance creates awkward photo op after failed political stunt.
It certainly hasa bit of a “Paul Ryan gets soup kitchen employee to let him get pictures taken of him washing already-clean pans and giving a kid a pep talk and pissing off the manager” vibe.
He heard about the couches on the plane…
Not bad for a plane 😏
There’s a CRT TV, how old is this.
It’s just woke. /s
They teaching CRT to TVs?
Pretty sure it’s the previous model which is now a museum exhibit.
At least tree fiddy.
(JDV) I can only get so erect.
Ugh. Sun-bleached, bad-built, butch-body couch. Not nearly enough curves and contours. How’s a fella supposed to get into that? It’ll have to go.
Sorry Vance, mile high club requires sex with a person
You mean I don’t have a real individual membership?
The guy wants to join the mile high club
This might be the first time I have ever truly been glad that Veep ended 5 years ago. Because the writers would just be paralyzed by all of this stupidity.
That show got so dark by season 3 that I had to stop watching
I really liked the ending, would recommend finishing it
America being the worldwide laughingstock when it comes to politics has lost it’s charm. The last few years Idiocracy has become the better alternative.
The only people that think this are people obsessed with American media.
David Cameron has some association with a pig.
Modi has said some bizarre things about being a demigod.
Macron lectured a kid for saying “How’s it going Manu?” instead of “How’s to going, Mr. President”
Germany has a long history of very dumb policies, not unique to any specific politician. Such as banning protestors from chanting in any language other than English or German.
And many other things. Politics have dumb things and dumb people everywhere*- it’s not uniquely American. American politics are just the most widely publicized internationally.
Australia has Engadine McDonald’s and its former Prime Minister
I remember the German politician who had scat fetish/toilet fetish content posted by himself all over the internet
Of course the party he’s in is the FDP (libertarians)
They’re not libertarians, just neoliberals
They’re not?
From what I can see, yes. Libertarians are much more radical
They are libertarian for the most part. The person who responded to you seems to be an (American) libertarian himself so perhaps he’s just trying to distance his ideology from this.
according to wikipedia’s sources it’s more liberalism. it’s just that neolib policies have quite a bit in common with libertarianism, since the latter is kinda a radical variant.
In the 1980’s both sides would have laughed about this. But that was before everyone was slamming each other.
People were slamming each other all the time in the 80’s. It’s one of the reasons AIDS hit so hard.
If anything that’s what’s missing in American politics these days, a little across the aisle fornication. Turn the House back into the sex den it was in the 80s! Make America Fuck Again!
why was he not gun down by security?
presumably his entourage of secret service people were in contact with Kamala’s entourage of secret service people, and they were at no point worried of any threat of physical harm.
They are waiting for closer to the election 👍
He wanted to see how sexy the upholstery is.
“Are those couches real velour?”
I really don’t understand what these stunts are trying to achieve.
It’s the social media era. This is an organic extension of trolling, yt/IG/tik tok videos, etc…
That makes sense. Clearly a move for the Q crowd.
Fucking lame.
It’s content, it’s eyeballs. People devoting thought cycles to him. Like we’re doing now, reading an article about it, talking about it. Probably still a net loss in terms of public opinion, but for his supporters they probably think it’s bad ass.
His supporters are at minimum ruthlessly trying to convince themselves it was badass
He really thought he was doing something there. What a weird fool.
Weird
He was using his combat skills he learnt as a public relations specialist.
I think Bert kreisher, if he was on SNL, would be a great couch fucking JD Vance.
Only because kreishers complete inability to be funny would further twist the knife on vances awkwardness.
But he has no shirt. It’s so funny because all the other comedians wear shirts.
yes but of course he’ll laugh about it.
