my irl pronouns arent it/its, but I wanted to try them out
Go for it!
But don’t steal my milk!
Go for it!
I see what you did here
OP irl:
whenever i look at cousin it i hear metal music
Hell yeah hope you like em!
honestily, I have not been called “it” that much yet. users call one another lib so often, it seems to be the universal pronoun in here (jkn)
Your pronouns are whatever you want it’s not our business why
It’s only the business of your local registered pronoun vendor and your pronoun revenue service.
Pronoun internal affairs, we’re here to investigate an illegal pronoun exchange
Attention please. Unidentified person of interest, confirm your pronoun status with local Protection Team immediately.
User with attack/helicopter tag jumps up and scrambles for the back door
nothing to see here, please ignore the dairy products
Good philosophy
enjoy your pronouns!
just don’t steal my milk
All my milk gone
- ∞ 🏳️⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.netEnglish7·3 months ago
It has stolen all your milk?
NOOO i’m sorry for you
I leave vegan milk alone
so soy milk is okay then
yea
- ∞ 🏳️⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.netEnglish17·3 months ago
Welcome to the group
Your pronouns aren’t it/its? Too bad, the pronoun cat has taken your other pronouns. It will now have to live with it/its.
thanks. (I guess)
Let’s talk about milk_thief guys! What do you all think about it? Do you think its posts are good?
It seems to be a great person to me, but it’s a bit tiring to always have to keep an eye on my milk when it’s around.
How does it make you feel when we refer to you with “it”? Good, bad, nothing? If good, keep those pronouns
How does this sound “did you meet milk_thief, its so cool. I swear it’s the only true socialist on this website.”
honestily, nothing yet bc there is a distinct lack of being “it-ed” so far (usually it’s “you”). This post was to egg everybody on into calling me “it” - it feels decent so far. I am getting messier with my gender-identity lately after no longer having to jump through hoops for med gatekeeping
How’s it going?
sleepy
It/its still has the new pronouns smell. The best smell in the world.
(Hm… Seems like it wants some pronoun tryouts, but how do we find a good way to repeatedly refer to it in third person? Perhaps we could make a post at a random point in the coming week, in which we tag it and talk about it? But that would require knowing more about it, and I don’t think it’s that interested in talking about its interests and talents and so forth. So perhaps we could present this comment as an internal monologue about how to affirm its gender instead? Or perhaps…)
“Tmw milk_thief wants to experiment with its pronouns (this is a certified it/its moment)”
(Could we really not think of anything better to say…? Don’t we remember how it made or at least posted that funny meme a month ago, or how it made that insightful comment just yesterday? Surely it deserves better than that type of silly meme. Come on, let’s work our big beautiful brain cell and find a better example sentence to use for it…)
“When I’m in an it/its competition and my opponent is milk_thief (spoiler: it’s winning)”
(Gyaaaah!! Can’t we just say something normal, something normal, like…)
“It is an odd hexbear, but I must say, it steals a good milk.”
It stole my milk yesterday but then it left a note saying sorry, which, I guess is kinda considerate?
Its fine.