• Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
        31·
        5 months ago

        Does it come out your mouth though, that’s the real question

        • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
          1·
          5 months ago

          …I’m more curious about what happens when you shine a light through the mouth!

          Do you get a Pink Floyd-Esque Dark Side of the Brown Eye prism, or is it more like a hyper focused tac-light that can blind a raccoon?

          • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
            31·
            5 months ago

            Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb

            • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
              2·
              5 months ago

              Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

              The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

              • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
                11·
                5 months ago

                What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals

                • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
                  2·
                  5 months ago

                  It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

                  I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.