• Flax@feddit.uk
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    5 months ago

    Depends if it’s a girl or a boy. Everyone know girls have a prism inside of their digestive system. Boys have lenses. It’s how you can tell them apart with an ultrasound while in the womb

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      5 months ago

      Well that’s handy to know. Going to have to have a talk with our board of education…

      The only thing they taught us was that girls don’t fart.

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        5 months ago

        What I don’t understand is that if girls don’t poop, then why don’t they just use urinals

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          5 months ago

          It’s the whole standing up thing. It’s a bit messy, even if you were straddling a urinal.

          I don’t even pee in the shower cause it just feels kinda gross.