Like, you mean I gotta do this once a week?!
I just hate having to dig the hole each time
literally been there
A professional pooper with proper fiber intake can poop almost as quickly as they can pee.
The wisdom of beanis reveals itself again…
True, but then you’re not pooping once a week.
For me it’s actually more like several times a day with my fiber intake lol
In fact I might be pooping now
Before getting covid I pooped once every 2 days usually. After covid I have 1-3 awful shits a day. My intestines are destroyed and I didn’t even have a serious case
Yej covid messed up my digestion too :( my sympathy
Your hell is my heaven
Huh, perhaps that’s why I am having to use the restroom a lot at work, on top of having anxiety-induced IBS.
You joke but sloths do actually poop once a week
He doesn’t joke, a lot of people only poop once a week. I have friends who work in healthcare and it’s real. Eat your vegetables and drink lots of water, folks.
He doesn’t joke, a lot of people only poop once a week.
That’s wild. Doesn’t it hurt?
these people often have so many other underlying health issues that feeling like complete shit in general is just baseline existence
I poop like twice a week and it’s not painful or anything. Just typically more at once vs a lot of small ones. But I also don’t have that fucked up of a diet, and I drink a lot of water. If you’re only going once a week then you’re probably not eating something right.
Nurses should be pooping more than once a week
They also have to come down from the trees to poop for some reason. This leaves then vulnerable to predators. Probably why they poop so sparsely.
Just poop right from the treetop! Every other tree dweller does it!
My pet theory is that once sloths did poop from atop their trees but it made them too powerful which disbalanced the ecosystem.
So do heroin addicts.
people are literally full of shit
i have a birth defect and i have to do it ~10 times a day for my entire life. Yeah it takes up soooo much time lmao.
i remember when i only had to go once a week. those were the days of Gold-Tinged Excrement.
now it’s been 2-7 times a day for… quite a while. at least i finally got some actual meds for my ulcers, no thanks to the local healthcare.
A cheap bidet was the best purchase I’ve made in years
no more half measures walter
Some pro vegan truth: Pooping is less awful and takes less time when you don’t eat animal products. Give it a try for a week.
I’m vegetarian, this is a literal and figurative shitpost
