• KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    52·
    4 months ago

    Broke: spilling your precious bodily fluids

    Woke: becoming a repressed weirdo who bleeds cum

    Bespoke: getting so backed up your eyes fill up with cum like weird, sparkly little water balloons

    • Zozano@lemy.lolEnglish
      3·
      4 months ago

      It’s strange that in terms of political identity, the right should be the ones conserving their cum, instead of unloading it on their underaged nephew.

      The leftists are normally the ones contributing to the sewerage system cum blocks.

  • robotElder2 [he/him, it/its]@hexbear.netEnglish
    361·
    4 months ago

    If these guys were just honest that this is a kink instead of dressing it up as some kind of spiritual struggle they would be way better off. Just admit you’re into edging and denial, order a cock cage, and be horny all the time in peace instead of needing to invent these pseudo medical justifications.

    • Azzu@lemm.eeEnglish
      5·
      4 months ago

      There are actually studies confirming that roughly a week after not ejaculating, testosterone is at an increased level. Since it is a behavioral hormone, it makes sense that he/people might notice behavioral changes.

  • Egon [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    26·
    4 months ago

    I once didnt masturbate for 6 months. It sucked. You’re just horny all the time. All the things they’re describing is just your horniness trying to get you into situations where you can fuck.
    Are you driven? Hell yeah driven to anything that might get your groove on.
    Are you more “charismatic”? Sure, if you count desperately talking to anyone who seems they might have Chemistry with you so you might get to fuck them as chemistry.
    Do you have energy? Sure, you’re a ball of desperation needing to cum.
    Do you talk to unattractive people? Sure but you also did before, because you’re not a weirdo

  • ComradePlatypus [fae/faer]@hexbear.netEnglish
    26·
    4 months ago

    I think that tolerance breaks for masturbating are a good thing. It’s a shame that NoFap and Semen Retention are things, because it’s at a basic level good advice that they turned up to 11 and made a weirdo quasi religion.

    Also NSFW

    If you don’t masturbate for a few weeks you can unlock feats like handsfree ejaculating while being pegged or cumming in a chastity cage.

  • RION [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    251·
    4 months ago

    Hello brothers,

    I was introduced to this subreddit on the recommendation of a friend. The content I have seen so far is impressive and I’d like to add my voice to the chorus.

    Many people wonder…why does semen retention (supposedly) increase attraction? Think of it this way: all organisms that exist have a compelling desire for more life. Every organism wants to live life more abundantly. Plants stretch towards the warmth of the sun, people bask outside in the sunshine on a sunny day, animals of all kinds enjoy eating nourishment. All of these are in the pursuit of more life.

    As a human, we all are seeking more life in various ways, but this potential is frustrated in some. Some seek it through drugs and alcohol, some seek it through shopping, others seek it in eating harmful foods. The life-sustaining mechanism has been frustrated. The goal is more life but the organism thinks that the way it is going is the correct way. This concept is explained pretty well in the book “Psycho-Cybernetics”.

    As a man, you hold the seed of creation within your ballsack. The spark that starts the flame. It wants to express itself through the mechanism of ejaculation, of pollination. When you hold this seed, when you retain it, you are ascending to a higher vibration. The purity of life within your semen vibrates at a high frequency. It is pure creation itself. As a result of holding this seed, you start to vibrate at a high frequency. You start to become the sun. You start to radiate. People seek the warmth of the sun, so they will congregate around someone who holds this energy. Why do you think the founders of the world religions had so many adherents? Because they carried the seed. They respected the seed. They cultivated the seed.

    A woman wants to bask in the warmth of the sun and express herself. Look how eager they are to shed their clothes when at the beach. Why wouldn’t they feel the same way around a man who holds life, who has the sun within him? Women don’t want to take their clothes off in front of men who disrespect themselves and the seed within them. These are cold men. They do not feel warmth around these men. That’s why many women are not openly sexual with many men. They do not feel safe. A woman is a receptor of energy and the energy that constant fappers give off is dead energy.

    As for myself, I feel like I am very hollow individual without semen retention. When I used to spill my semen on a consistent basis, my nutsacks were constantly empty. I felt like a paper man. I felt as if I could be scraped off the surface of the Earth at any minute and no one would bat an eye. I felt hollow. My words are hollow, the feeling in my chest is hollow, everything seems dead. But when I retain, I feel full. I feel vibrant, I feel alive.

    So brothers, I encourage you - to press on. We will stand out against the hordes of empty men, the ones who use semen retention as a sword and a shield to fight in the name of God, in the name of the universe, in the name of LIFE.